I'm alone on an island thanks to my drunken pilot.
Thankfully I got his random book bag that spits out whatever book I tell it to.
I'm hungry.
Every version of the Holy Bible
Easy choice really. This book contains the most pages out of every book ever written, and if I had a bundle of them, I'd probably be able to eat, start a fire, make a house and a paper mashay elephant that can carry me around wherever I needed to go. Amen!
A flavored Atlas
With this book, I could take a little bite out of every country, and taste it to. I could see this book going well with my tales of Jesus and his journeys.
The Guiness book of World Records 2009
Flip directly to the worlds biggest hot dog page and follow it with the worlds biggest pie. Now that's yummy
Lawrence Burton's mom's Italian cook book
I probably wouldnt eat this one, because if I did, Lawrence would probably end up eating me.
The English to French Dictionary
With this I could simply cut out the word "full", eat it, and be satisfied. Then do it again in French tomorrow.
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Was on my sixth slice of pizza when I started reading this post. Thought to myself, why didn't I read this earlier? You're hotter than any pepper.
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