The Secret of Life

To stay fit, do these things.

1) Always remind yourself that youre young, even though the arthritis in your left hip is telling you other wise

2) Talk to Boetgetter

3) Meet a giant fish

4) Find that pool of eternal life and stick your bum in it.

5) Drink chocolate milk

6) Don't read the Great Gatsby

7) Train with Matt Dean

8) Buy a G.I joe with a parachute and throw him off a high platform

9) Do it again

10) Do anything you want to if thats what makes you happy